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3ffi:
Dropping down from the ceiling, Bro Strider flirts with you to no end and then lights your house on fire…
…
…So ironic.
Running straight for you, Tavros Nitram trolls you until your computer explodes and then starts some, uh, sick fires, bro.
Under my bed, Betty Crocker bakes me a delicious-looking poisonous cake and then lights my house on fire.
Running straight for you, Aradia Megido draws awesomely ironic comics with you and then makes it happen.
Suddenly, Vriska Serket sends you an aggravatingly long Pesterlog, but takes it back, feeling bad.
Dropping down from the ceiling, Lil Cal explodes a bottle of Faygo in your face, and then flips the fuck out
…
…….oh god
In your closet, Eridan Ampora passionately hatesnogs you and then starts to cry.
I… yes, accurate.
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Dietyofdreams requested some cute Johnkat and yanno what I’m just never going to stop liking this pairing ever
My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
you guys
are my heroes
JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
THIS IS SO CUTE
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STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LISTEN TO HEAR THE RELEVANCE
Obligatory weekly reblog of this song
